DISNEY UNDER ATTACK
Crabgate `03 has had tragic ending. The missing crab's carcass was found out near the elevator. So this tiny crab, climbed out of its tank, and found its way to our fake lobby, and was clever enough to get through our magnetically sealed doors before finding his own maker near the elevators.
"He was just trying to go home," said one sobbing on-looker.
"This is the real (Disney Pixar) Finding Nemo"