Friday

I'm not going to post a very Halloweeny post today. The "Holiday" we celebrate today is made up Hallmark and the "Candy Corn" lobby.

I saw this on yahoo today:

High School Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said on Friday.
Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said.
But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help from some neighbors, police said. When Susanto tried to run, more than 20 girls chased him down the block. Two men from the neighborhood caught him and the girls took their revenge.
"The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them," neighbor Robert Lemons told The Philadelphia Inquirer.
Susanto was later treated for injuries at a local hospital. Police said he would be charged with 14 criminal counts including harassment, disorderly conduct, open lewdness and corrupting the morals of a minor.


NEWS COMMENTARY
Ok what the reporter forgot to mention is that while the 20 Catholic high School Girls were kicking him, plaid skirts frantically flapping with anger, flashes of white, pink and yellow short sleeve blouses flew like the heart punches, this pervert probably got off.

"Police found Susanto in a pool of his own blood and semen. He had a euphoric grin that showed off a bloody mouth full of broken teeth, thanks to the St. Maria Goretti cheerleading squad"

I know that was a huge build up fo one joke.

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