Wednesday

SIGNS THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US



  • Tiger attacks gay performer Roy Horn

  • Tiger and alligator found in NYC apartment

  • Tiger Woods well on his way to fifth straight player of the year title

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is elected Governor of California

  • The Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox have legitimate shots of getting to, and winning the World Series

  • Old Honest W is letting his own appointed Justice department investigate who leaked the name of Joe Wilson's spy wife to the media, but a independent investigator (Ken Starr) is necessary to see if Bill Clinton convinced some plump intern to blow him


  • News analysis


    Gov. Schwarzenegger can't even pronounce the word California properly, its like electing a Governor of New York who constantly calls the state "News Yaaak"

    Doesn’t that seem like too many tiger stories in one week? Remember the Shark hysteria before 9/11?

    Maybe W needs a good hummer to get his mind straight

    No comments: