Tuesday

stuff stolen from Letterman

TOP TEN: Things Never Before Said on The Sopranos

#10. Dominic Chianese (Uncle Junior):
(menacingly) “You don’t have the money?” (cheerful) “That’s cool.”

#9. Aida Turturro (Janice Soprano):
“Screw this home cooking – I’m going to the Olive Garden.”

#8. Steven Van Zandt (Silvio):
“In addition to disposing of bodies, you’ll need to know how to use Powerpoint and Excel.”

#7. Robert Iler (Anthony Soprano):
“Wasn’t that guy in Springsteen’s E Street Band?”

#6. Jamie-Lynn Discala (Meadow Soprano):
“I just hooked up an illegal cable box so I’m getting free HBO.”

#5. Tony Sirico (Paulie Walnuts):
“Tony, I’m gonna need to leave early today for Rosh Hashanah.”

#4. Drea de Matteo (Adriana):
“I want a bigger part – what are you gonna do, kill my character?”

#3. Michael Imperioli (Christopher):
“Hey, Paulie, how about you and me going up to Massachusetts and getting married?”

#2. Edie Falco (Carmela Soprano):
“I can’t go to prison – Martha Stewart will eat me alive.”

#1. James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano):
“I just whacked myself”