RIDGEWOOD, NY: The center of all activity in the western world, Ridgewood Queens had a bomb scare tonight. Bystanders enjoyed the unseasonble warm evening, by standing on corners of 60th lane near Catalpa ave. The scare was confirmed by the short lady who works at the corner store that sells Sunnydale Iced Teas, and by a member of the 104th precinct. Though as this report is being posted nothing has happened, but what we do know is its on Catalpa Ave. Has something to do with a car. A bomb. And seemngly nothing else. Could this be retaliation from the Forest Ave Bushwickers? The world may never know. Posted by Hello

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