Friday

FINALLY JUSTICE FOR LACI AND CONNOR

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. - Scott Peterson was convicted Friday of murdering his pregnant wife and dumping her body in San Francisco Bay in what prosecutors in the made-for-cable-TV case portrayed as a cold-blooded attempt to escape marriage and fatherhood for the bachelor life.

How smug and obnoixious is Nancy Grace going to be on Larry King Live? Nancy in a weird way wishes that He got off and she could cover the drawn out civil trail etc etc. And perhaps he could have killed Nancy as well.

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. - Reaction from the Peterson verdict has sent Southern California into a state of chaos. Immature men all across the state have put down their Xbox controllers and taken to the streets. Looting has been reported.

"The pique polo shirt section is in ruins," said a worker at the Galleria Mall's Gap who wanted to remain namelss. She continued to say that a group of late 20s early 30s men came in starting grabbing all the Polo shirst they could. The shirts retail at $19.99.

Governor Schwartzneggar said he will be heading down from Sacramento an personally deal with the problem himself. "No laws stopped Mendoza, when he kidnapped my daughter and took over that South American town. I had to deal with it myslef," the Republican Governor said re-capping the plot of his 1980s hit Commando.

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