Monday

something stolen

I saw this on Ani's blog but I'm going to do it a bit differently ... please comment on any of the following. I'm doing this because there are like three jokes I want ... no need ... to say.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a fast food restaurant worker...
If I could be a preacher..

If I could be a midget stripper ... there wouldn't be a midget with any skin walking this Earth.

If I could be a Jedi ... I would be expermenting with sith powers, I mean I'd bring balance to the force.

If I could be a mob boss ... there is no mob it's just something you see on TV and the Movies capisco?

If I could be a backup dancer ... no one would know the name Kevin Federline.

If I could be a linguist ... I would be a very cunning linguist.

If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... I would buy the rights to Pimpbot 5000 and he would be my band leader.

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