Mike this post isn't entirely making fun of you

I was going to write a post about the brand new Harry Potter iPod which has the magical powers of making all swords vorpal, repelling women and thwarting evil dragons (or something).

You'll notice the hogwarts crest on the back .... Way worth the extra money. I understand the US limited edition iPod, but this could be starting a bad trend. Mike is kicking himself "WHY COULDN'T MY BIRTHDAY HAVE BEEN IN SEPTEMBER!!! DAMN YOU ZOLDOMORT!"

So while researching this post ... I was looking for the spelling of Hermione (Mike's favorite W.I.L.F.-in-training) and I found all these bizarre fan sites and fan art sites. Check under images in Google and put in Hermoine and you'll see what I'm talking about.

So there is this one weird manga image of her and the link leads back to this dude's site. Where he has count downs until you stars birthdays. For example this site tells its viewers that How long until HILARY DUFF turns eighteen? 2 weeks, 2 days, 12 hours, 39 minutes, and 0 more seconds! That is the kind of info that people want to know. The bottom of the page has links to other young stars info and leaglization dates.

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