I don't know why I stumbled upon this but ...
THE LOST JOURNALS OF DOOGIE HOWSER M.D.
September 28, 1989
"The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone."—So juvenile, so sophomoric, so goddamn true.
July 9, 1990
Damn it, Wanda—how am I supposed to know how to change a tire? I'm a doctor, not a car doctor, or "mechanic."