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Tampa, Florida Â? Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.

The writer has forgotten the most important information here ... I don't know if one is a blonde or a brunette? There could have been a redhead or a hot Asian cheerleader, I don't get this information from the lead! How about some measurements, paint a mental picture please!!

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

This paragraph really does nothing for me, it doesn't forward the story. How about some details. What were they wearing. When they came out of the stall were either in any state of undress. Was there panting,bosomss heaving?

Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.
Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.

The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.

What about there night in jail? I can't have been the only one who saw the movie "Caged Heat", what did the nymphomaniac killer do? What about the sexually repressed prison guards? This is not what journalism was back in my day!

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