Thursday

TV's Top Fat Guys



10) Tony Soprano – “Sopranos”
I don't really see Tony as fat, yes he's overweight and can be sloppy. But he is not a fat guy like Big Pussy, Bobby Bacala or Big Gay Vito. Those guys are big and roly-poly and somewhat jolly. That isn't Tony.

9) Turtle – “Entourage”
I've never seen the show ... No comment

8) Norm Peterson – “Cheers”
Norm is practically the prototype TV fat guy. He's a bit sloppy, and he's a glutton. Another plus he has, he hates the Yankees

7) Doug Heffernan – “King of Queens”
Hot wife, loves the Mets, awesome softball player ... Doug is the inspirational leader of TV fat guys. Admittedly he's also very stupid and childish.

6) Newman – “Seinfeld”
Started watching Seinfeld again, Newman is so funny in the episode where he and Kramer are playing Risk.

5) Eric Cartman – “South Park”
BEEFCAKE!! BEEFCAKE!! Cartman is the heart and soul of South Park. He is the catalyst to all the humor. He has no censor, which is awesome

4) Hugo ‘Hurley’ Reyes – “Lost”
I've never seen the show ... No comment

3) Peter Griffin – “Family Guy”
A consummate TV fat guy. He's fat, lazy, stupid, hot wife. He is also so oblivious to his own fatness. He is very comfortable with his nudity and his is the founder of the NAAFP (National Association for the Advancement of Fat People)

2) George Costanza - “Seinfeld”
I always considered George plump, not really a fat guy

1) Homer Simpson - “The Simpsons”
NUMBER ONE!!! USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

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7 comments:

foodiechickie said...

LOL. I like to think of some of them as cuddly.

Mike said...

I find it funny that you take offense to Tony Soprano being called fat, but you're totally ok with a list full of fake fat guys like Homer and Peter.

And as far as #4 goes. What are you waiting for? Hurley is awesome.

I think Turtle from Entourage is mislabeled as being fat. He's not even really that chubby. He's the guy in the Direct TV commercial that says we dont need courtside seats because we have all the sports packages and can watch them on Vince's sweet plasma tv.

niel said...

I don't take offense of Tony being fat. But I just don't see him as a fat guy like Homer, Cartman or Kelvin.

foodiechickie said...

LOL.

Mike said...

Buuuuuuurn!

Pooka said...

I ffound two things funny:

- You seem to identify with Doug Heffernan for the softball and Mets, but not the stupid and childish.

- You think Lois Griffin is hot. Dude, she's a cartoon.

foodiechickie said...

I don't think he says he identifies. And I wouldn't say Niel is either of those things. At all. You need to work on your "jokes".