On the Mets message board they have a "bullpen" section with non-baseball chat. They have this section called word games, this guy from Australia got this spam and decided to run with it.
Hi! I'm not sure if you remember me.. I'm Alison Watts, I guess we went to high school together. It was quite a while ago but I still remember our friendship. Do you remember that walk after classes? It was really cool! And them my parents moved to another town and I had to leave with them... What a bugger it was to start in another school, with no friends around. I felt very lonely in the beginning, until half a year or so later, when I made new friends. But this is another story. But I still think about you sometimes, all that fun, all whispering chats during classes. Do you want to see what I look like now?
So write a note back to Allison and put it in the comments section. I'll post my answer in a few days.