My official endorsement


Reasons why I am endorsing General Zod for president

- Restore respect for the US worldwide (after he takes over the rest of this puny planet)
- Very strong on environmental issues
- Zero percent unemployment (all those who do not have useful jobs will be sent to work camps)
- Save federal dollars on elections as Zod will rule until he dies (and unless someone has some kryptonite I don't see that happening anytime soon)
- No more biparuisan bickering (its Zod's way or the highway, and when Zod refers to the highway he means execution)

No comments: