Monday

dolphin attack

A SeaWorld dolphin died after it collided with another dolphin during an
aerial show trick performed in front of a crowd.

Officials said the dolphin, called Sharky, hit the other dolphin during a
Sunday show at SeaWorld's Discovery Cove. The accident was apparently a
freak accident.

Commentary --- Really it was apparently an accident? No the trainers
conspired with Sharky to take out that mother fuckin' dolphin. He knows too
much! Or it was gang related everyone knows that Sharky is down with the
TTSS ( Tuna Terror Secret Society) and if you have a beef with one member of
TTSS you have a beef with all of them. Sharky was just teaching some
respect.

2 comments:

Pooka said...

Your blog has jumped the shark.

dave said...

or the Dolphin...

DOLPHINS SUCK!! J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!