I didn't get trampled by a camel.
While it was never a thing I've always wanted to do before I turned forty ... but I rode a camel this weekend. We had gone to the Bronx zoo with another family and my wife was online to go on a camel ride, and then right as she got to the front of the line, she was calling over to me. And then I'm on top of 157+ stone beast (2200 pounds if you calculate things in that way). The two five year old girls I was on their with, seemed to enjoy it. I was praying not to fall to the ground and get trampled by a camel.